Well it's not quite a week off. It's more like 6 days off from work but I still have school obligations to fulfill. I requested this time off thinking I would be going to Seattle tomorrow. But since that fell through, I have 6 days to stay at home. That's good, right?
Normally it would be good. However, life has made it very clear that it hates me. Let me run through the list of things going against me here.
1. No trip to Seattle. That blows.
2. Shitloads of homework to do.
3. No money. I spent most of it paying off this semester so I could register early next semester.
4. Shitty weather forecast. Snow for the next 3 days. So much for getting out.
5. To top it all off, I got a gnarly cold that's kicking my ass.
I'm sure you're thinking "Quit being a Negative Nancy." To that I reply a prompt but polite "fuck you." Yep. I said it. I don't mean to be cross but there are no redeeming qualities to this list. Sure, perhaps life will throw me a curveball and give me a sweet 6 days off full of adventure and fun. However, now that I look at my homework load, I see that is very unlikely to happen.
It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't sick with this cold. I should have known the stress I've been in would kill my immune system. It was only a matter of time before some cowardly virus made it's way in to run amok in my body. That virus is a douche.
Maybe tomorrow it will get worse. For all I know, some asshole will total my car then proceed to steal all the expensive belongings from my backpack while I'm unconscious. Ok, maybe that's too cynical.
Maybe tomorrow will be nice and neutral. Nothing good. Nothing bad. Just plain old neutral. I would gladly settle for that............and a cinnamon roll.
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