So I'm about to tell a story of outrageously pointless proportions but don't worry, it does offer some comical value.
So I was at work today and there was vanilla ice cream in the machine out in the cafeteria. Thinking quickly, I grabbed a 20 ounce cup and filled it halfway with vanilla ice cream, and made my way to the soda dispenser and filled the other half with root beer.
Success!!!
A root beer float was thusly created. But there was a problem; the ice cream was at the bottom and the root beer had drowned my delicous ice cream. So I went back to the machine and put more in on top of the root beer. I didn't put a lot. But I did manage to put enough to make it look like floating poop. Evidently the amount I put in was less dense than water. I thought to myself: "Holy crap! It's like crap. But it's not brown!"
I briskly walked back towards the office to share my findings. Upon my arrival, I realized that 2 of my bosses and 3 of my co workers were in there. I burst through the door and exclaimed to the nearest person "Look inside my cup! It's like poop from an altnernate universe!"
Everyone looked at me with a disgusted look except for Lincoln standing next to me, who struggled to hold his laughter. It was at that point I actually absorbed the fact that 2 of my bosses were in there. They shook their heads with the same disgusted look and went back to work. I was still thoroughly impressed with my discovery, but concluded that wasn't the high point of my of 2 year stay at the job.
Definitely not job resume material
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