Sex in a Van

The title has nothing to do with my life, or this blog really.

I just thought it would be funny to see if I could artificially boost hits on my blog from random people and people who already follow my blog.

I'm hoping to see people having found my blog searching for the words "sex in a van" on google. Perverts hoping to find some porn will unfortunately find this poorly written blog instead. Teens and hobos worried about contracting rare STD's from dirty activity in the confines of van will hopefully find this blog. I really hope there is someone out there trying to find if there is an STD from van-related activity. I wonder if that would be called "vanisitis?" (It even sounds kind of dirty when you say it out loud.

The title isn't completely random though. As I was driving home, there was some guy in what had to be the ultimate creep machine. The guy himself looked pretty eff-in creepy so the vehicle fit. It was like an RV/van mix. That guy just looked like he was trolling for desperate women to coerce into his vehicle. I then came up with the term "mobile command creep shack." Because that's exactly what it was. It was a creepy ass dude driving a creepy ass car to be a creepy ass creep to unsuspecting women (or men, who knows). He was driving what was essentially a  trailer park on wheels around town.

Who am I to judge? I drove a VW bus with 2 beds, a fridge, sink and stove in it. But my bus was bad ass. The mobile command creep shack was substantially less than cool. "It had creep" written all over it. My van at the most negative had "dirty hippy" written all over it.

So basically, if you're looking for information about sex and/or sexual activities in a van, you have come to the wrong place. I basically just wrote an entire blog about an innocuous title, and how/why I came up with it.


I wasted precious minutes of your life.

Sorry perverts and gossips.