New Game

This game is absolutely genius. I can't put the thing down. Even though it's for the Wii, you play it like it's old school original Nintendo. It fills me with all kinds of nostalgic feelings. From being a kid playing the original game till I beat 10-40 times, to my most recent adventure with Mario Bros, at the apartment with Brennon.

That was way back in the day. When I was young and full of life. (Before the weight of the world crushed my ambition and need for excercise) Living on my own with my 2 best friends. Brennon and I had made it our quest to beat Mario Bros 3 without skipping any levels. Day after day we would wake up, eat deep fried pizza pockets, drink copious amounts of beer, and relentlessly try to beat that game. Fun was had by all. (Except those watching us. They didn't find it half as amusing that we were trying to beat the game half drunk, stewing in our own filth.)

Aside from that, if you don't have a life and need something to fill that void with, this game should fix that for about a week. 2 weeks if you're terrible at video games. You will not be disappointed in the time and effort you put into this.............Actually you might be disappointed. Depressingly disappointed if you put a lot of thought into it. But I don't feel that way. It's a worthy quest to beat this game.....Unless of course you have more "important" quests such as love, success and a healthy social attitude. (Video games tend to decrease your social skills and ability to efficiently communicate with the opposite sex) But if you are unsuccessful with those "important" quests or have no need for them currently, then I guess you could use this game as something of a life quest.

(Disclaimer: do not take my rambling and nearly incoherent advice. May result in "anti-social" behavior.)