Bad Food and Nights Don't Mix

I have eaten so terribly the past couple of days. I'm practically near comatose because of it. Valentines Day at work was full of junk food. Cookies, Donuts, baked potatoes. You might be tempted to think, "Baked potatoes? Junk food? I thought baked potatoes were good for you." Under the right circumstances this logic is sound. However, my baked potato was a health hazard. It was smothered in butter, sour cream, cheese and chili. All those things put together = shit-fest. There is nothing healthy about a baked potato smothered in those condiments. It's like the people who get a triple cheeseburger at a restaurant and then order a diet coke to "even things out." Who are we fooling? So basically Valentines day I was stuffed with junk food. I then resolved to be better for the rest of the week.

My resolve wasn't as strong as I had previously hoped. A friend of mine was going through a tough time last night. So I said "Let's go to Denny's and grab some coffee and talk about it." I didn't stop to think that Denny's never fails to deliver a stomach ache followed by explosive diarrhea. I ate super shitty food then too. I tried to rationalize it by saying "It's ok. It was an occasion where a friend was in need. It's ok to eat crappy today." Well now I'm bloated to the brim and my stomach has certainly been showing the symptoms of "Denny's Poisoning". Surprisingly the AMA hasn't recognized that as a medical diagnosis. So many people have gotten Denny's Poisoning on many occasions. It's practically a pandemic! Denny's are everywhere!

I blame the late nights. It's easier to eat shitty late at night for some reason. Don't know why.

Seriously, I'm going to eat better this week.

For reals.