Welcome to my update blog, friendly reader. It's been a while since I've written a blog. I've been slacking on my writing lately. For those who don't know, I try to put out 2 blogs a month. Typically one life update and one random one, typically humorous. So here is the life update one with attempts at humor.
So as many of you know, I live out in Murray with a couple of good friends of mine. (who are arguably the least sanitary of all my friends) Brennon and Matt have made the past couple of months quite memorable with random parties and drunken tales that Irish veterans may not be able to surpass (I say "may" because come on...Irish.) It's been a great time so far. We'll be there till January. Woot!
I am currently working 3 jobs. How crazy is that? I went back to my job at Alta View Lab for the summer. I am only there temporarily. Therefore, I have happily taken the title of "disgruntled temp" in order to establish the fact that I am not there to stay. Aside from that I'm still working in radiology and cardiology. Those are both pretty sweet gigs. I just barely signed up to volunteer at the Univeristy Hospital emergency room. I'm pretty stoked about that. Hopefully it will lead me to a job as an EMT there. That has been my short term goal. To get a job as an EMT, preferably at the U.
Is it just me, or does anyone else have urges to pretend to be someone else for kicks lately? I have recently had the idea of wanting to pose as a man under the alias of Boris, a pre Cold War Russian with a cheasy accent. (not Nikolai) I would put people under the guise that I'm a naive 29 year old with boyish young looks. I would talk about Communist Russia in all its glory and how the KGB wanted my help because I looked so American. As a bonus for my own personal entertainment, I would go around pronouncing English words how they are actually spelled rather than how they are actually said. Observe.
What eese thee matter? Dos yuur stomatch ack? In my cowntree we wold lanch missle at infected persones so they woldn't get thee rest. Good times. If onlee we still had missle to destroy American ambition. .
I would get all kinds of odd looks. But everyone would just think I came from an underprivelaged era and that I just "don't get" what it means to be American.
Actually this is pretty ludicrous and have had no ambition to pose as a man named Boris. Though that would be fun
I'm done writing. Enjoy
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