For Valentines Day, I had a long date with studying at school. I'm pretty sure I got date-raped............date-raped of my social life. How did I get date raped of my social life? It was simple. I should have realized it and should have been suspicious at the time. I was lured to the school library under the pretenses of getting work done so I could get good grades. It turned out to be more than I bargained for. I just kept reading and reading. There was so much material. I felt a little woozy and tired. What was going on? Before I knew it 7 hours had gone by! Where did the time go? What just happened? How could I have lost track of time so easily? I don't remember a thing! I tried to remember the last thing I did. I remember sitting down at a desk. I remember placing my water bottle on the desk then leaving to use the restroom and then after that, nothing.................Oh no, someone or something spiked my water! I shouldn't have left my water unattended. I suspect my homework was the one that slipped something fizzy into my water bottle. The homework was the only thing close enough to have access to my drink.
How could I have been such a fool? I trusted this homework that I didn't know very well and instead it date-raped me. Seven hours of my life are now gone that I don't remember and I have nothing to show for it except for a sore ego and small social life.
Damn you, homework! Damn you!
Date-rape metaphor jokes. Just another sign that my quality of writing is degrading further.
[Sad]
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