| Feb 12, 2006 11:33 PM | Stopping asking me the same damn question |
Honestly, if I hear this one more time, I'm going to shit a cinderblock and pray every night that you pass away in your sleep.
I'm doing nothing.
You know why?
Because it's a day like any other. If it was important enough to be a real holiday, I'd have the day off from school and get paid time and a half just for showing up to work.
I don't hate Valentines day. I just don't see the big deal about about buying overpriced giftcards that don't have any of your original words in it but your name is surely signed at the bottom however, plus buying tacky little accessories in some sort of dismal hope of getting laid, and lets not forget the obligations to do something special that you typically do anyway, like a dinner and a movie or some sort of sappy romantic thing that makes you look like you have a lot of free time or too much money.
Now I've killed any chance for small talk from most of you. (because I think now people will hear that question at least once a day as the day comes closer) You can no longer ask this question casually.
| Feb 13, 2006 9:07 PM | I don't feel sorry |
With luck, I'll spend maybe 10 dollars for gas and then the rest will go towards feeding myself.
So if you're low on money and the only legitimate reason you have for it is Valentines Day, I don't want to hear you bitch.
End of story.
| Feb 14, 2006 2:08 PM | Happy Fuckin Whatever |
So however you wish to intrepret today, this is for you.
Happy Valentines Day
Happy Single Awareness Day
Happy Waste Your Money on Overpriced Crap Day
Happy Good Luck on Trying to Get Laid Day
Happy Fuckin Whatever!
I think that covers everyone.
Cheers to those who still feel lonely despite the obvious facts that today is clearly a sham and a brilliant scheme to gain a profit.
You'll find someone eventually. Just live life in the mean time.
Tip of the hat to those who have someone and will no doubt try to make tonight special because they really do care.
And a swift kick in the ass to the people who like to rub it in to people who are clearly lonely. (You're mostly to blame for this depressing nonsense that everyone seems to enjoy being apart of for some reason.) You Bastards
And to everyone else who doesn't plain give a shit. Stay that way. It's not that big of a deal anyway.
Love,
Johnny :)
| Feb 14, 2006 10:22 PM | It's Just About Over |
| From the time I am typing this there is 49 minutes until this day is over. That basically means many of you can let out a sigh of relief until next year. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a Grinch of valentine's day. To be perfectly honest, if this was 3 years ago, I would have been neurotic about being lonely this particular holiday. If for some crazy reason I had a girlfriend, I would do all the weird crap people do on this day as well. I'm human I suppose. A challenge is only as good as it's opponent, so make life worth while. For many of you, you are you're own opponent and YOU put yourself through this pathetic self waste pity drama every year. Life is what you make it. Don't let a day like this somehow make you think that loneliness is forever, and maybe you need to change something about yourself. That is total stale horseshit. Just live life. And I know some of you are reading this thinking "This is not me." or "I've never felt like that" Yes, at one point, you have felt like this on this day at least once or know someone who does on this day or maybe even everyday. The point is, emotion is temporary, but your constant state of mind and self perception is what changes the world around you. That is my final bulletin regarding today. |
| That's all folks! |
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